There is a probably apocryphal story doing the rounds about the newly appointed New Democrat candidate in Toronto’s Eglinton-Lawrence constituency. This guy is a former member of the legislature and cabinet minister from Saskatchewan.
It seems in this story the chap once visited Scotland and came back with a bolt of cloth of exceptional weave with which he intended to make a suit. There was only one problem. He took the bolt of cloth to various tailors in Regina and all said they could make him a fine jacket but there was simply not enough material for a suit.
When he later moved to Toronto to make some money, he thought he would check the bolt of cloth with Toronto tailors. The first tailor on Spadina Avenue, that he took the cloth to, said that he could not only make him a suit but there was enough material; for two pairs of pants.
The chap was somewhat puzzled by this and asked how it was possible when the tailors in Saskatchewan said there was not enough material. The tailor looked at and said, “Sir, back in Saskatchewan, you were a big man about town. Here in Toronto, you are just another small-town putz.”
And that helps to explain the cow pad in which New Democrat Leader Thomas Muclair has dumped his new candidate. Even if the campaign was three times as long, this guy has no chance of making any impression on the voters other than to say to them, “Yes, there is a NDP candidate.”
If this guy was really the star candidate that Thomas Mulcair makes him out to be, it would only be fair to let him have a riding where he might have a chance. It is a very safe bet to say that this guy has no chance in Eglinton-Lawrence.
And the reasons why are simple. The incumbent, Finance Minister Joe Oliver has probably already outspent him by better than five to one with pre-writ and post-writ spending. Any good NDP workers in the riding have already been press-ganged into working in other ridings where the NDP at least stand a ghost of a chance. The hapless candidate will probably have to hire people to put up his signs.
And the bad news is that the Liberal in the riding is better known already than this newcomer from Saskatchewan will be at the end of the campaign. The voters already know that Liberal Marco Mendicino defeated that Conservative turn-coat Eve Adams for the Liberal nomination. The voters know that Mendicino is the one to rid them of Harper’s worst Finance Minister.
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