We need a leader of his majesty’s loyal opposition for Ontario. Applicants must have qualifications and strong desire to replace current incompetent as premier. Political leaning should be to the left. The voters have had enough guff from conservatives.
Applicants must be adult individuals, qualified to vote in Ontario with at least nascent leadership potential. Must care about fellow humans. A strong presence in public speaking is desirable but the applicant must at least be intelligent enough to learn how to read from a teleprompter. Applicants must have a determination to protect Ontario’s designated greenbelt lands. A genuine interest in saving our planet for future generations would also be welcomed.
The applicant is expected to provide a respectable living style for self and partner and any family on a salary of $180,000 per year as Leader of the Opposition and then $208,000 per year as premier. Benefits are generous and there should be no concerns about potential income after you, or the voters, decide enough is enough.
The applicant can have any of a broad range of professions but someone with more than a passing knowledge of farming and food processing would be warmly welcomed.
One of the interesting challenges for applicants is the potential for combining the Ontario liberal and new democratic parties. It is not essential but we can assure you that the next step would not only be easier but a caring democratic liberalism suits Ontario voters very well.
Think of it. Ontario is not only the major economic engine of Canada but the cornerstone of our democracy. We have to care about this country and where it is going. We care about the environment and what is affecting it. Ontario is the keystone in supporting the external efforts of Canada in trade and diplomacy. It need not conflict with Ottawa. It does not need to dispute for the sake of disputing. It is a province that honours its commitments in both English and French languages to both language groups. It is home to many immigrant groups from around the world.
Applicants need apply to the Liberal Party of Ontario or the New Democratic Party of Ontario. Winning the leadership of either is your first challenge. Bringing the parties together will be your second.
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