Dear Mr. Drummond:
The Premier has asked me to thank you for your services to the Province of Ontario. He thought you might have some creative ideas to help him balance the provincial budget. Obviously you do not.
Your suggestions will be filed in the same place as Mike Harris’ schemes from the 1990s. They did not work then. They will not work now.
But that is not your fault.
Please submit your bill. We are currently figuring out how to tax all the money back from you.
But again, thanks. Try not to let the doorknob hit you in the ass on the way out.
A Secretary to Mr. Mcguinty.
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