I really like the format of the tweets you put on Twitter,
With just 140 characters allowed, what could be fitter?
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If you go into the Woods today, with Tiger by your side,
You’ll find that he’s not gay but you’ll piss off his bride!
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The Prime Minister went to Copenhagen to keep the world green.
But when push came to shove, he went to dinner with the Queen.
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The TV sequels are hitting the wall with the CSIs in rerun,
The public wants desperate husbands: sex is far more fun.
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Michael Ignatieff was handed the Liberal leadership on a platter,
After his year of ups and downs, he asks, “What does it matter?”
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Premier McGuinty has said he is introducing an HST
It seems to me that he should not be quite so hasty.
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Bill Gates has introduced another wonderful operating system,
If the bugger had fixed the one I had, I would have kissed him.
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The Governor General ate raw seal liver to please the Inuit,
She swears she did not hurl and said there was nothing to it.
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You’ll get a very boring answer if you ask if Local TV Matters?
A better question is: Who gets the money? That really matters.
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Mr. Obama got a peace prize because of good intention,
His moves in Afghanistan are no Rotary Club convention.
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Mr. Colvin told his bosses about torture in Afghanistan,
Don’t bother us with tribal stuff, that’s the Harper plan.
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