So the Republican candidate for the presidency thinks his opponent is looking a little peaked these days. Is he concerned that she might be a little too old to become President? Or is he being solicitous of her supposed feminine frailty? Does he consider his diagnosis to be better than her doctor’s prescription of anti-biotics and some rest?
It seems more likely that he is stringing himself up to be his own piñata.
Among his constant attacks on Hillary Clinton is that she seems to him to be exhausted and that she sleeps too much. Since it is unlikely that he gets invitations for sleep-overs at the Clintons, he should pull back on the outrageous claims and stick to being more forthright about his own health.
And when you consider that the Republican is two years older than the Democrat, he should be aware that the life expectancy of men in the United States is 76 years. Women in the U.S. make it to an average of 81. Being rich would give them both a couple more years but he has to remember she has seven more years just for being younger and a woman.
But we should really take a hard look at the Republican candidate. This guy has been ripe for a massive coronary for the past quarter century. He is a hard driving businessman, in a high-stress line of work. He has been screwing other people out of their money ever since he got his daddy’s money. He is either being sued or suing and he is packing too much excess fat around the waistline. The way he talks about it, it seems he has no idea how much he is worth. And just because the IRS does not believe him is no reason not to release his accountant’s opinions.
Before Trump tells any more lies about Hillary Clinton’s health, he should think about his own condition. It is the very thought of the Republican candidate and how badly he is suited to the role that is constipating millions of Americans. Hell, he even has people north of the border in shock. And in Mexico, they are just mad.
Trump is a walking, talking, advertisement for portable defibrillators.
But what enquiring minds really want to know is what is keeping him going at his current pace. A Presidential campaign in the U.S.ofA. is no stroll in the park. Clinton will get over her current malaise: Trump will still be Trump. And he is a hands-on type of guy. Nobody runs his campaign but him. He has to be involved in every decision, every expense, every change in plans. Nobody tells Trump.
Please pee in a cup Donald, we all want to know what a 70-year old is on.
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