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Senator Kenny sings Yankee Doodle.

by Peter Lowry

On June 29, 2009, the entry on this blog was an item entitled: Let’s not praise border bungling. It was about an article Senator Colin Kenny had written for the Toronto Star in support of American’s restricting our mutual border.  “Johnny one-note” Kenny is back at it today.  Similar theme, same support, some grovelling but he does seem to understand that the Americans might not live up to their side of the deal.

What is different is that the Senator does ask plaintively for a more fluid and efficient border.  Regrettably, he believes that Canadians should also pay another $3 billion toward beefing up Canada’s security on our side of the border.  That is very generous of him but he fails to make the case on why we would want to do that.  Paying to keep Americans happy is not high on the agenda of many of us.  Canadians naively think that free trade should be fair trade.

Kenny points out that it used to be—when the Canadian dollar was worth about two-thirds of the U.S. dollar—easy for Canada to attract investors who could enjoy lower production costs and easy access to the U.S. market.  The problem is that with the Canadian dollar now more than its American counterpart, the line-up of trucks crossing the Ambassador Bridge at Detroit does not seem to be any faster moving.

He thinks it is a good thing that American Homeland Security tsar Janet Napolitano and Harper Public Safety Minister Vic Toews are having ‘friendly’ planning sessions for tighter border security while supposedly easing the congestion.  Easing the congestion—that they have created—is not on the American agenda.  Why would they want to do anything about it?

But Senator Kenny is still faithful to his dream of the North American hegemony.  Not all Americans would understand that the word hegemony means a confederacy of states lead by one of them.  They would expect it to mean dominance.  We already have that.

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Mr. Harper, meet the provincial premiers.

by Peter Lowry

“You need a crisis to get movement on that.” This was the advice we got the other day when discussing our blogs on constitutional reform.  This person thought it was amusing when we said that we hoped to see something develop on constitutional reform within the next six years.  There is no question but that the movement toward constitutional reform in Canada is best described as glacial.  Even Mr. Harper’s attempt at limiting the terms of Senators has hit a stone wall with Canada’s provincial premiers.

Harper thought he could work around the premiers by the permissive wording of his legislation as opposed to changing those areas within provincial jurisdiction.  For example, instead of specifying how senators would be selected, his legislation allows the provinces to use whatever method they wish. In effect, provinces wishing to hold an election could recommend the winner(s) of an election and the Prime Minister would appoint the person(s).

But that ruse fails as soon as you get to Prince Edward Island.  The Islanders are extremely protective of their four seats in the House of Commons that are tied to their four seats in the Senate.  They will take the federal government to the Supreme Court if necessary to maintain the provincial prerogatives and Harper can hardly stuff the Court with supporters the same way he has already stuffed the Senate.

It will probably be a challenge to Quebec sovereignty that will trigger the next constitutional crisis.  That area is quiet at the moment but it always has the seeds of a potential flare-up.  The lack of support for Harper in Quebec is one factor that can trigger discord, the lack of identification with their constituents of most of the NDP’s Quebec caucus is another and the frustration of the younger federal Liberal Party support is the third.  We are assured that into that tinder, the necessary spark will fly.

What our country will need in that crisis will be the leveller heads in the rest of the provinces to accept the idea of a constitutional conference made up of people selected for that purpose.  Two or three persons from each federal electoral district can be elected to meet and discuss the constitutional needs of our country.  They will buy the time for the country to come to grips with the crisis that has been created and then a national referendum can affirm or undo what the constitutional conference has concluded.

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Our industry minister flunks basic accounting.

by Peter Lowry

Stephen Harper appointed Christian Paradis Minister of Industry after the federal election in May.  This has turned out to be a very bad idea.  While Mr. Paradis is a lawyer and Minister of Industry, he obviously knows nothing about corporate balance sheets. Mr. Harper might not have a wealth of talent available to him among his Quebec members but Mr. Paradis is an embarrassment.

Paradis authorized a news release this week that actually said that a $4.5 billion purchase of Nortel patents did not reach the value necessary for a review to be required.  He said the deal was really only worth $312 million because that was the value for the patents showing on Nortel’s balance sheet.  One wonders if Mr. Paradis is kidding.  Does he really think that the figure companies carry on their books represents anything like the true value of the company’s patents?

Accountants use arbitrary figures for this area to show a balance on the books.  They have no idea what patents are worth unless they hold some sort of sales event.  That is hardly practical to do on a regular basis.

What Nortel is selling is Canada’s heritage in telephone technology.  Those patents represent more than 100 years of leading edge technology in the inner workings of the telephone networks and cellular telephones.  The consortium that includes Apple, Microsoft, Ericsson, Sony and RIM are not buying a pig in a poke, they are ensuring their companies’ futures.  For $4.5 billion, they are buying Canada’s telephony heritage.

Since Alexander Graham Bell spent his early years in Brantford, Ontario developing his ideas for the telephone, Canada has been very lucky in how previous governments protected our Canadian rights.  From its beginnings as Northern Electric Company and then with the leadership of Bell Northern Research (BNR), Nortel assured Canadians of a leading position in world telephone markets.

But now Mr. Harper and Mr. Paradis have sold us out.  Canada’s telephone heritage is lost.  Canada’s leadership in telecommunications is just another export to them.  They can care less about our past while they forsake our future.

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“Let business do what business does best!”

by Peter Lowry

One of the many mantra of the political right wing is to pay obeisance to potential supporters in business.   They believe that if they tell business that there will be less regulation, business owners will reward them with political donations.  This is why the phrase “Let business do what business does best” rolls so easily off the lips of right-wing politicians.  They might not know what those words really mean but they say them anyway.  It sounds good.

They are obviously not aware of the extremes of that statement as happened in Italy in the 1920s and 1930s under fascist rule.  The rampant corruption among the corporations that were effectively running Italy at the time would have embarrassed the most backward of third world countries.  All anyone conveniently remembers is that the trains did run on time but they never consider the cost.

What causes these thoughts to surface is a business page story today about the extra vehemence of people who used to believe in a business.  This would not surprise psychologists who understand how easily a strong feeling of love can become a stronger feeling of hate.  Any marketing person can tell you that you can spend millions building ties between customers and your company and one careless corporate act can turn these supporters into enraged enemies.

There was a time in North America when business actually discussed the concept of corporate social responsibility.  They never understood that either.  Today, they tout their donations to various causes and call that social responsibility.  Nobody wants them to stop giving to charity but it is incongruous in a climate of outsourcing staff for cheaper labour costs.

There was a list published recently of Canadian businesses that are considered socially responsible.  It was a short list.  Someone asked us where Bell Canada might make it on that list.  We suggested that of the top 500 responsible companies in Canada, Bell Canada might be number 898.  Bell Canada is hated by many consumers and the company could care less.

Bell discovered many years ago that its publics were all in Ottawa.  They were politicians and regulators.  The company realized if it could create a tension between those two groups it could pull off just about anything it wanted to.  We understand that the company has more people in its government relations office in Ottawa than its total consumer relations office at its headquarters in Montreal.

Bell pulled the greatest coup in Canadian corporate history when it decided to buy complete control of the CTV network.  CTV has become the stick that Bell can hold over the head of any government to get what it wants.  It no longer needs us stupid consumers.

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There is good news for McGuinty: Caplan’s gone.

by Peter Lowry

It is a good news-bad news scenario.  Every few days we learn of another retirement from the benches at the Ontario Legislature.  With his foolish decision to combine fixed elections periods in a parliamentary system, Premier Dalton McGuinty has only himself to blame.  There is little he can do about the water torture he is going through, losing experienced members in the long run-up to the preset election day.

But for every needed and valued member such as stalwart Gerry Phillips who retires with honour, there is another deserting the ship such as David Caplan.  Gerry Phillips has given the Liberal Party in Ontario over 40 years of outstanding service.  David Caplan, like his mother before him, finds the heat is too much and his welcome less warm.

While you try not to visit the wrongs of the parent on the child, there seems no question that a similar political paranoia that eventually ended Elinor Caplan’s political career, has ended her son’s career at Queen’s Park.  He started his career with flunking out of business at the University of Western Ontario and has yet to find his forte.  He shared his expertise in education as a North York school board trustee from 1991 to 1997 when he took his mother’s Toronto area riding and got elected to Queen’s Park.

David Caplan was following in his mother’s footsteps as Minister of Health in the Fall of 2009 when he resigned because of the billion-dollar eHealth boondoggle.  His mother was heading for the same type of crash and burn situation as Minister of Health in the Peterson Government back in the late 1980s.

Elinor Caplan was headed for serious trouble over how the government was handling the AIDS crisis at the time.  The only difference was that she had a friend in the Premier’s office who could fix it.  She never knew who it was that planned the events and wrote the news releases and speeches that turned that impending disaster into a win-win situation for the Peterson government.

To us, Elinor always represented the worst of politics.  She never seemed to trust anyone.  If you did anything to be helpful, she assumed you wanted something.  She appeared to make few friends.  She left politics in 2004.

With her son also gone from Queen’s Park, one can hope that politics will continue to improve in Ontario.

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What being an MPP is about…

by Peter Lowry

They are describing Niagara Falls Member of the Provincial Parliament as a maverick.  The two-term Liberal MPP is angry.  He is angry on behalf of his constituents.  He has a right to be angry and it is his job to do something about it.  If that is being a maverick then we need more mavericks in all the parties.

There is a very serious C. difficile outbreak in the Niagara area hospitals in Ontario and people are dying from it.  Craitor felt his constituents were being stone-walled by the Ministry of Health about the outbreak and they were not being given the facts they needed.  He wanted daily briefings for the local media by the Ministry so that the media can keep the public informed.  If that is being a maverick then we certainly need more mavericks like Kim Craitor.

Clostridium difficile or C. difficile or C. diff is a bacterium normally found in bowel movements.  When other bacteria normally found in the bowel are killed by antibiotics, the C. difficile can create toxins that can cause watery diarrhoea.  It is the most common cause of diarrhoea in hospitals and seniors’ residences and can cause death.  At time of writing, 21 patients have recently died of C. difficile in the Niagara Region of Ontario.

This disease is the best reason you will ever have for washing your hands.  Frequently.  When you visit a hospital, wash your hands going in, wash your hands while there and wash your hands when leaving.  That also goes for seniors’ residences.  You hardly want to be responsible for anyone’s death because you did not bother to wash your hands.  The life you save might be your own.

The other important item in this story is MPP Kim Craitor.  We need more mavericks at Queen’s Park.  We need MPPs of all parties who recognize that their first and foremost responsibility is to the people who elected them, the people of their electoral district.  Believe it or not, the political party does not come first.  The MPP who believes in putting party first should never be elected.

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Kai Nagata’s “mad as hell, and he’s not going to take this anymore!”

by Peter Lowry

Kai Nagata meet Howard Beale.  Kai Nagata used to work for CTV at the network’s Quebec City bureau.  Howard Beale is fictional.  He was played by the late Peter Finch in the 1976 movie Network. They both have their rants.  Howard Beale’s rant was a one-liner.  Kai Nagata did not have an editor for his rant and it ran on for some 3000 words.

But if you think the Beale character was pissed, you should read what Nagata has to say.  Rife with youthful idealism, Nagata scolds both CTV and CBC for their management of what they think is news and their political biases.  He regurgitates all over the recent Will and Kate show on both networks and questions the gushing excesses.  You get the feeling that the subservient treatment of the royals was the final straw.

We were particularly amused by his comments about the clash of cultures between CTV News and its new Bell Canada bosses.  Konrad von Finckenstein and his Canadian Radio-Television Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) cohorts were warned of what would happen if they allowed the Bell Canada takeover of CTV.  This is just the start.

Regrettably, there is nothing really new in Nagata’s rant.  He only had about ten months in Quebec City and one tends to question whether he really had enough experience to be in that position.  His complaint about the sexualization of television reporters is hardly new.  Again we wonder if he felt he had somehow passed the sexual measurement by his bosses.

What Nagata complains most vociferously about is the directions of the Harper government.  While we can hardly disagree with him about that, we wonder what that has to do with his job in Quebec City.  The Quebec National Assembly will hardly be a front-line effort by CTV news while its friend Mr. Harper is running the country in Ottawa.  If anything, Quebec would be a good place to work and gain experience for that period.

The only concern in that last statement was something Nagata said in his rant that still has us puzzled.  He said about his posting to Quebec City that it is a good place to learn French.  We simply cannot believe that CTV News would send someone to report from the National Assembly who was not completely fluent in both Canada’s official languages.  Nobody is that pretty on air!

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Chronicling Canada’s angst in Afghanistan.

by Peter Lowry

They sent Toronto Star reporter Rosie Dimanno to Afghanistan to report on our Canadian troops.  She is no Rudyard Kipling but she was the best available.  She told us that our soldiers acted like soldiers.  They killed and were killed.  She shed a tear for those who left their blood to mark their passing.

Rosie discovered that Canadian soldiers know how to be soldiers.  She honours death and puts down peacekeeping.  She spreads the Harper government propaganda.

But we did not need to join her in her travels to know that she is wrong.  For the past two hundred years, nobody has marched up the Khyber Pass to glory.  The Brits, in their red coats, marched to Afghanistan and died.  The Russians, with their brutality, died.  The Americans searched for Osama bin Laden and died.  There is no honour to be gained in Afghanistan.  There are opium growers and warlords.  They are neither good friends nor worthy enemies.

Canada went to Afghanistan to please the Americans.  Canada went at the cost of soldiers lives.  It is hard to accept the cost.

When Canadians went to fight the Boers with the Brits, when they joined in the salient at Ypres, when they were the cannon fodder for the raid on Dieppe, took arms for the United Nations in Korea, they answered the call.  Through world wars and police actions, Canadians have more than proved themselves as warriors.  We hardly needed to add the dust of Afghanistan to prove anything to anybody.

The Harper government played up the soldiers’ efforts to build schools, to help the women in a land that defies time and the training provided its police.  All of it is for naught.  Memories fade fast in a land without conscience.

When the last soldier is home, Canadians will also forget.  There will be no monuments, no battle flags and no day of remembrance for Afghanistan.  We achieved nothing.  We gained no honour.   We let soldiers die for nothing.  Can we remember shame?

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Who makes these ridiculous liquor regulations?

by Peter Lowry

Liquor service in Ontario is a kind of local option confusion.  Take the recent Ribfest in Babel.  If the responsible party is the municipal government, we are annoyed.  If the responsible level of government was provincial, we are doubly annoyed.  It has been our experience that the municipal event planning people in Babel are not particularly expert in that function. They tend to be less than thorough in considering the ramifications of their events and rules.  The provincials have fewer excuses for their errors.  They are deserving of more lashes.  These are the people who trumpeted through the news media earlier this year that they had eased the liquor rules for out-door events in Ontario.

If this is easing the rules, check this out.

Ribfests are a common summer event in towns throughout Ontario.  There is a caravan of vendors selling barbequed foods to the public.  This involves a range of products besides pork spare ribs.  Whatever the product, you are guaranteed that you will end up smeared with the sauce and flatulent from the beans they sell you with the barbeque.  What you need with it is large amounts of beer.  It washes you down as well as the messy barbeque.  Luckily, the event organizers have learned to provide copious amounts of paper towels.

What the organizers do not seem to understand is the thirst generated by the large amounts of spicy barbeque sauce.  They have determined that you can buy just two plastic cups that can each contain just 5.5 ounces of beer.  The two plastic cups are not even the equivalent of a bottle of beer.

But that is not the silly part of the story.  There was a long line up at the only entrance to this event from the main street.  The city had put up a huge fence around the entire city square.  There was also just one exit—at the other end of the square.  An event supposedly open to all had suddenly become restrictive.  It seemed that the reason for the delay in passing people through the single gate was proving that they were of an age that they could legally buy an alcoholic beverage.  Those passing the test were issued a wristband imprinted by the city.

When a garrulous senior objected to waiting in line,, he was told that he also needed the wristband.  “Why,” he asked, “does someone who is obviously three times the age of majority have to have a wristband?”  The security guard’s answer was that those are the rules.  And that is bureaucracy rampant!

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“Na na na na, hey hey, goodbye!” to the royals.

by Peter Lowry

It is a catchy tune: Na na na, na, hey hey, goodbye.* It is a fitting goodbye to the young royals who dropped by on their way to honeymooning with the Americans.  Many thought they were here to shore up the stumbling British monarchy in Canada.  If that was why they were here, they failed.

They are obviously a very nice young couple.  The fact of his parentage aside, they deserved to be treated as any young couple wanting to see some of this wonderful country.  They were polite, gracious and willing, they could not be better ambassadors for the family trust back home in England.

But, no matter how the news media gushed over them (if you can countenance CTV’s Lloyd Robertson gushing), they failed.  They brought nothing with them but their well-scrubbed looks and smiles.  They took nothing away with them but fleeting memories of their whirlwind tour.

The gullible among us think this prince and his princess are part of a fairy tale wherein they live in some far away castle as the next king and queen.  They are not.  To the chagrin of royal watchers, the present Queen is not waiting for her eldest son to die before her.  Nor is it appropriate to assume that Charles will graciously abdicate in favour of his oldest son.  That might only happen over Camilla’s dead body.

It is to be regretted that some anti-monarchists in Quebec went out of their way to give the young couple the finger.  That was unnecessary and rude.  There is a solid body of opinion in Canada that we are long overdue to eliminate the monarchy from our country, coins and our $20 bills.  “The Queen, in the right of Canada” is antiquated and long out of style.  It is hardly pertinent to the majority of Canadians.

But you should not initiate an orderly change by assuming the monarchy does not exist.  How we replace the monarchy is the question that needs to be studied.  And it needs to be studied, openly and carefully by a constitutional conference in which all Canadians can have their say.

The people representing us at a constitutional conference need to be elected to that role.  Two or three people per federal electoral district might be logical.  They will need time.  It will not be cheap.  It is necessary.  When they are through deliberating, there will need to be a referendum so that all Canadians will have their say.  It is only at the completion of this that we will or will not rid ourselves of the encumbrance of England’s royals.

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* The copyright for this song is confused because of the different arrangements and lyrics used by the various groups of artists who have recorded it.  We apologize for not being able to recognize the musicians and lyricists.

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